Breaking news! I've just heard from a reliable source that The Equator will be heading in our direction today, instead of tomorrow, as was initially reported. Is it to catch a glimpse of Crappy? To offer his support while she directs, what is tipped to be, the best movie of our generation? Well, whatever his motives, a source close to Crappy reveals that after over half a decade of waiting, she is keen on finally dusting the cobwebs off her (bleep!)
Move over Brangelina, Shek (Sher + Ek-Ek) is coming!
